Archive for March, 2009

Michael Steele, the chairmen of the Republican National Committee, finally steps up and battles with Steven Colbert. Steele, an African American, clearly has the advantage in rapping skillz. Actually just skip Colbert and watch Steele rock the mic

One of my all time favorite post-grunge Canadian rock bands, Nickelback, responsible for epic tracks like “Because of You”, “Rockstar”, “Something in Your Mouth”, and “I’d Come for You” (by you they mean sluts) was booed of stage in Portugal this past week.  Unlike shows here in America where Nickelback is nicely asked to stop sucking and leave, Portuguese fans employ the fast and efficient tactic of throwing rocks and bottles at the lead singers dome-piece.  I’m not sure what kind of eurotrashsambatechno Cristiano Ronaldo and all his bros listen to over in Portugal but at least it isn’t Nickelback.

Notice the bottle hit him in his blonde bro flow prompting him and his band bros to flip out and yell “CYA!”.  Maybe they should have said “SORRY WE SUCK!”.

Nickelback: Unbro

Portugal:  A little less Unbro

There has been long brobates about theses squirters you see all over porn sites. Like whats the deal do they actually exist outside of porn sites? Do bros slay them? I have never slayed a squirter and I’m starting to think this isn’t very Bro. If you know any squirters send them my way cause I think its something every Bro needs to experience once,….. kinda like an Asian chick.

So every company now-a-days is trying to use this stimulus/bail-out bill to their advantage. Domino’s has its Big Taste Bailout. Trojan condoms suggests we ride out these hard times together…

So me and two bros went to Costa Rica for spring break. Upon our arrival to our first destination we saw multiple “Farmacias”, and decided we needed some valium to combat the inevitable truth that Panama was the only thing that stood between us and Columbia . Since my Spanish is the best out of the three of us, hence the name The Spaniard, I entered the Farmacia looking extremely distressed.

I told the nice Spanish chick that I lost my luggage, with my passport and all my medicine. I told her I take medicine to fall asleep, and needed something to relax. After a little bit of dramatics, she could tell I wasn’t going to give up. But as I have learned the system is not as lax as I hoped, because she didn’t sell it to me then and there. 

Instead she called the doctor’s office to make sure he was there, as naturally he surfs during the day. She took me across the street where the town’s doctor worked. She said a quick word to a nurse, and left me in the empty waiting room.  30 minutes later, a shaggy, long-haired middle aged doctor strolls out and ask me what he can do for me. Barely listening to my bullshit story, he begins writing out my prescription. He tells me this costs 20 US dollars, a convienient whole integer. You’ll need to pay the real cost at the Farmacia, but its well worth it. We bought 30 pills for about 30 bucks, and had no problems passing out whenever we wanted.

Come back already bro…

= Sully +Incents

Check out these bros from below the mason-dixon line:

This guy wants to be a bro so badly I kinda feel bad for him. He has no idea what a bro is and he spent so much time writing about it. If only you could teach someone how to be a bro… Read this article and laugh at this fool.

 Broannbe

As one bro responded: 

“you bros have it all wrong. being bro isnt just saying the f-word and drinking pints. being bro is a frame of mind emenating into a lifestyle. It involves sports, systems that knock, and bangin mad girls on the reg. bro up punks. fer deng”

This guy knows what he’s saying.

The Bro’s of BrosBlog are in the search for a boat, Because lets be serious nothing is more Bro than being out on the water, drinkin’ beers on a boat wearing some seersucker and Sperry Topsiders. Undoubtedly as soon as this boat is acquired there will be Brodiculous stories to follow. We have a few leads now on craigslist but any insight would be appreciated.
Thanks Bros