Adriana Lima is married to WHO?
When it comes to the world’s sexiest women, Adriana Lima, Victoria Secret’s Brazilian spicebox, is always in contention. Lima has been on the cover of every magazine, opened the Victoria Secret Fashion Show last year and it the 4th highest paid supermodel. She’s got sexy eyes, long legs, perfect tits and that look that makes every guy think he’s got a chance. And apparently every guy does…because this past Valentine’s Day she got hitched to this guy…
Marko Jaric, the Serbian retard of the NBA’s Memphis Grizzlies. I could understand this if Jaric was a superstar, All-Star, or maybe even a starter. Instead, Jaric rides the bench averaging a mindblowing 2.6 points per game. Its not even fair to say that he’s a hasbeen because his career scoring average is 7 ppg.
There may be something else behind this story though. Adriana Lima is a devout Christian, attending Church every Sunday and even studied to be a nun when she was younger. In 2005, she was quoted saying, ”Sex is for after marriage,” she explained. “They [men] have to respect that this is my choice.” So all signs point to her being a virgin up until 3 months ago…ARE YOU KIDDING ME. And then Marko Jaric, of all people, gets the Grand Prize.
The frustration of having to look, but not touch probably drove guys away. However, if your in the game for Adriana Lima, your probably in the game for one of her other thirty ridiculously hot model friends who are willing to give it up that night. Either way, this ones a shocker…
