The Internet is Sexy

I know I can speak for all when I say how very grateful I am that the Internet now has Bros Blog.  It took years of R&D, hours of reading, thousands upon thousands of rong bips (think about it), but AT LAST! we can all sit back at our computers and bask in the bright light emanating from Brosblog.com.  However, it would be disingenuous to speak of our internet stardom without thanking the guys who helped develop the internet so rapidly and successfully, or should I say sucsexfully.  That’s right I’m talking about the guys that make nudie videos and who are also responsible for each and every computer virus you’ve ever encountered.  Lets be honest bros the move away from nudie mags and tapes towards the world wide web has undoubtedly changed the world that we bro out it in, whether or not your chick agrees.   As much as I find it funny that any Industry built on safe sex is doling out millions of “viruses” a day on the internet (please stop fucking our harddrives),  I can’t help but say thanks creepy porno guys and give me some of that internet money please.

• “New technological advances in porn distribution, of course, have a broad impact. According to statistics gathered by Adult Video News, the adult industry did $12bn in business in 2005, making it even bigger than videogames — which itself has grown to be bigger than Hollywood…..it’s no surprise that an industry that was among the first to adopt nearly every Internet-related technology would once again focus on how the latest Net innovations can make it more profitable than ever.”CNET

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