Archive for June, 2009

Bros need vacations too.

Although I think the bros over at College Humor are a bunch of dweeb assclowns after that stupid MTV show they put out, they still put out some funny material here and there.  Heres a video about the ShamWow guy that loves to beat up dirty hookers, so much so he ends up in the slammer.  Like my dad always told me “Beating up hookers is fun aslong as you break their jaw so they can’t scream.”  Looks like Mr. Shamwow forgot that golden rule…. maybe he’ll meet my dad in jail.

Sent in by Christopher Brolumbus in response to “it’s just like … a mini mall”. At the Red House…

This shot is real legit, and it makes Lebrons underhand flip throw from half court look a little less impressive. I wonder how much puss this kid is gunna now that he is a youtube star and number one on sportscenter’s top ten. Maybe this shot will catapult him to brohood…

The United States National Soccer team recently surprised the hell out of the footballing world by beating out Italy and Egypt for a chance to play Spain in the Semis of the FIFA Confederations Cup.  Going into Sundays game vs. Egypt the US not only had to beat Egypt by three goals but also had to have Brazil beat Italy by three goals.  Shockingly that is exactly what happened and the primadonnas of Italy were sent packing.  The United States will face Spain on Wednesday and being that the Spanish haven’t been beaten in 35 games it is probably going to be a rapeshow.  Oh well, the only other thing Spain has going for it is the NBA Ugly Man of the Year Pau Gasol…. you can have it Spain.

Classic video from Sammy Stephens doing his Mini Mall Rap.  Living room, bedroom, dinettes, oooh yeaa!

In a recent interview President Brarack Brobama showed America the ninja like reflexes that judo-chopped him to where he is today.  Just imagine if this fly invaded John McCain’s space…. I can see the headlines now….”McCain Swats, Arm Falls Off, Dies.”  And of course after this hugely important news story came out PETA, the animal rights crybabies, condemned Obama for harming the fly and sent him a nonhazardous fly catcher in the mail.  Honestly PETA takes the cake for being the most hypersensitive losers America has to offer…..do they really expect Obama to pull out a fly catcher during and interview?  PETA is a bunch or retards.

Brilliant orator, Kanye West, expresses his hate for the way America dealt with Hurricane Katrina. At the end he throws in Bush doesn’t care about black people. Its amazing this guy can rap judging from these public speaking abilities.

Dubbed version of Jurassic Park.