Anybody else sick of the NBA?
If you just looked at the box score for last nights Lakers-Magic Game 4, you would probably think that it was an awesome game and be upset that you missed it. Overtime, last second threes, NBA finals…all ingredients for an instant classic. Fortunately for you, that is not the case and unfortunately for me, I wasted 3 hours watching that sorry excuse for an Middle School Travel game. Anyone who argues that last nights game was even “good” is a complete fucking moron or wants to blow Kobe, and heres why.
1) The Refs absolutely suck. Brynum, Gasol, and Howard as walking all over the paint and in typical NBA fashion, there wasn’t one travel called in the game. Jameer Nelson may be a whiny bitch, but he got slammed in the face by Kobe’s elbow, and in typical NBA fashion, no call. Its like NBA refs want to let the game be physical, but don’t know when to call a foul.
2) The Refs and millions of pathetic losers around the country love Kobe. He couldn’t have played worse down the stretch and gotten more credit for leading his team to victory. It makes me sick. Is he a great basketball player? Yes. Has he played well in the past? Yes. Is he playing well now? No. Is the reincarnation of Jordan? I want to kill myself for even posing that question.
3) The Magic are pathetic. They want to lose. They missed 8 free throws in the 4th quarter, including Howard’s 2 with 11 seconds left that would have won the game. They left Fischer WIDE open and then Nelson walks around with the stupidest fucking look on his face like it wasn’t his fault. Their coach looks like Ron Jeremy’s brother.
There was one bright spot during the game however. And that was when the smoking hot chick behind the announcers in her tight white pants slipped and fell right on her ass. Notice the guy who helps her up. Totally thinks hes gonna score.