Craigslist Ad of the Day-Woman to sit in my bath tub full of noodles, wearing a bathing suit.
I will pay you $1 USD to sit in my bathtub full of noodles while you wear a one piece bathing suit.
I will not be home, nor will anyone else while you do this.
I will leave the key for you, and you will sit at your leisure.
I will require at least a 5 minutes stay.
A neighbor will watch the front door from across the street and using a supplied stopwatch, will time your entry and departure.
Please supply your own footwear.
The noodles will be cooked, and therefore slippery.
DO NOT bring any sauce. I will season the pasta after I return home prior to dinner.
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I’m not sure what makes this ad so great. Is it the fact that this guy is willing to pay $1 for a woman to sit in a bathtub full of cooked noodles? Is is the fact this guy wants to eat the noodles? He won’t be home watching you and doesn’t want you to add you own sauce? Whoever responds to this ad for 1) is probably more creepy and fucked up then the guy who posted it and 2) should just piss in the noodles, search around the house for some valuables and get out of their ASAP. Anyone interested in responding? I’ll throw another $5 at whoever is willing.
This is just too funny! I was mildly laughing when reading it, but nearly fell over when I read the part about how he didn’t want the girl to bring her own sauce.. as though the major concern that the girl would have would be whether or not to bring her own sauce.. her concern would not be whether or not Chef Boyardee was going to eat her or nothing.. haha.. wow.. just when I thought I’d seen it all.. thank you for this!
Ya we’d love the support. What site are you posting for?
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