Archive for October, 2009

All the Bros out there should experience some big ol Tittis but on your own terms. I don’t want you all getting tricked so I think this educational Video can help all the Bros out there who don’t already know the difference between a natural sweater muffin, a big old silicon fun bag and a bag of sand.

This looks like something that could take over college dorms late night. Or this could become a very legitimate way to resolve any sort of dispute. I full advocate trying this, although its probably something I’d never do myself. I’m sure that a bunch of kids are going to watch this video, try it, and break their necks. Brosblog is not liable for any deaths or injuries that may come from trying this. But seriously try it.

This is one of the most interesting  natural events in nature. This time honored tradition has been passed down from generation  to generation.  If you have any good “March of  Shame” stories please share with other bros so that bros of the future can learn from their experience comrades.

Recently a fellow bro blogger of mine pressed the emergency blue light. I wasn’t even sure if these things still worked, but apparently they do, because shortly after pressing the button cops arrived. So when is it appropriate to press the blue light?

1) You’re wasted, walking through campus suddenly you come to. You’re about to make a bad decision. Press the blue light and save yourself…when the cops arrive explain to them that the linebacker chick you are with was about to take advantage of you.

2) You took a shit in a bag, and put it in a fridge in the mods. Later, a hungry dude goes for the bag thinking he found himself some miracle munchies. He knows it was you, because early in the night you bragged to him about this activity. Him and his buddies find you… while you are alone. Hit the blue light, and explain that you have a bowel problem and these gentlemen refused to accommodate you. (True story).

3) You are bleeding from late night beer slides, and covered in mustard and syrup you demand immediate attention.

4) Fuck it. Lets hit the blue light and see what happens. Always a good reason.

5) 5th will come in the comment section when everyone hops in and participates…

Life is becoming scary for the Bros of the Heights. With the constant pressure of getting a real job due to the approaching graduation, whats a Bro to do? Party like its the end of the world. Soon it will not be acceptable to drink 4 or 5 days of the week and shamelessly hit on anything that walks by. I’ll tell you one thing I’ve learned tho, No one in this town works without a retainer, No one. I will have to find a job, but Bros, until that day comes, keep your ear to the grindstone.”

Here’s a sick mashup of Party in the USA by Hathbanger. I passionately hate the original version of the song and the retarded way girls react when it comes on. This version on the other hand, I love. Throw it on next time your out, and prepare to slay.

How amazing is this guy’s break up letter. His girl leaves him and does he sit there and sulk? No, he goes out and slams puss. And not just any puss, hot puss and his ex’s sisters puss. This guy is an inspiration to every Bro out there. This guy is tossing dime piece 19 year olds pints of throat yogurt and stuffing it in his ex’s little sisters Cinnamon ring. This man is a Bro, Hands down.

So a lot of people ask why I studied abroad in Australia. I present you Exibit A.

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