When is it appropriate to press the blue light?
Recently a fellow bro blogger of mine pressed the emergency blue light. I wasn’t even sure if these things still worked, but apparently they do, because shortly after pressing the button cops arrived. So when is it appropriate to press the blue light?
1) You’re wasted, walking through campus suddenly you come to. You’re about to make a bad decision. Press the blue light and save yourself…when the cops arrive explain to them that the linebacker chick you are with was about to take advantage of you.
2) You took a shit in a bag, and put it in a fridge in the mods. Later, a hungry dude goes for the bag thinking he found himself some miracle munchies. He knows it was you, because early in the night you bragged to him about this activity. Him and his buddies find you… while you are alone. Hit the blue light, and explain that you have a bowel problem and these gentlemen refused to accommodate you. (True story).
3) You are bleeding from late night beer slides, and covered in mustard and syrup you demand immediate attention.
4) Fuck it. Lets hit the blue light and see what happens. Always a good reason.
5) 5th will come in the comment section when everyone hops in and participates…
Someone feeds you 3 hits of acid at a party–you’ve already drank yourself into a drunken stupor. As you wildly dance around campus you start to fear for your life. There are vicious creatures lurking in the mist snarling and sniveling and breathing heavy fire breaths. You bolt. Running as fast as you can, your heart races and the only thing you see is this blue light–it seems heaveny and magical and represents everything peaceful and true… Good luck explaining yourself.