Are You Bro?

When you sip, what do you sip?

Frat cola
Milk from a saucer
Hard Cider
Jizz

Which show do you watch?

24
Shot of Love w/ Tila Tequila
The George Lopez Show
Californication

After a night of partying what do you and your friends talk about?

Talk about the night over Chai Lattes at Starbucks
Nothing because you and your bros don't kiss and tell
Nothing because you have already starting drinking again
Nothing because you got trashed, hooked up with your bros girlfriend and have no friends the next morning

When playing beerpong...

It's called beirut, bro
You never lose, ever
You usually play with a chick
You prefer pingpong

When on Facebook you would do which of the following?

Update your status so everyone knows your broin' out
Make an effort to comment on at least 50% of the pictures you see
Check out your own pics
Congratulate your bro for taking a dump at a party in some tupperware and leaving it in their fridge

What's your first move when you get to a bar?

Open up a tab and order a round of shots
Wait until you see an opening at the bar and snag a spot
Go straight to the hottest girl and drop a pick up line
Order a beer and a shot

Last time you rubbed one out to:

a picture of your girlfriend
the centerfold of playboy
two chicks making out
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Whats your favorite website? (You know the answer, but check these out if you haven't already been there)

www.brosblog.com
http://guesshermuff.blogspot.com/
http://lookatthisfuckinghipster.tumblr.com/
www.google.com

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