Brotionary

Welcome to the Brotionary.

A continually updated, on-line dictionary, of every bro term.

Bro Hug:

Bro Bra:

Bromance:
Describes the complicated love and affection shared by two straight males.

Steve: Ah, Dave!!! I can’t believe you stole this first pressing of Aladdin Sane from your record store for me. We were just talking about this the other night.
Dave: No sweat, pal.
Steve: That is some full-on bromance. You’re the man.

Brolosophy:

The study and practice of being a true bro. It is the study of general problems concerning matters such as girls, drinking, working out, playing sports, and of course, bromances. The word brolosophy is derived from the ancient greek word of “Love of bros”.

Bro 1: Bro, you gotta get rid of that gf before we move into that appt.
Bro 2: Ya, we’ll never see you around.
Bro 3: Don’t worry guys, bromance > romance in my opinion.
Bro 1: That is some wise brolosophy.

Bromentum:

The driving force among a group of friends (bros) during a night of partying. As more “bros” decide to party, the group gains bromentum.

“Dude, everybody’s leaving the party! We’re losing bromentum!”

The Bro:

A version of a bra specifically designed for men. Created by Frank Costanza and Cosmo Kramer on the television comedy Seinfeld.
Kramer wanted to name the new device a “bro” while Frank wanted to name it the “manziere”. They couldn’t agree on a name and the invention failed.

If you’re a man and you have large breasts, you need a bro for support.

Bro Cheese:
Male ejaculant, semen.

dude why’d you bro cheese on me!?

Bro –nner:

When your bro-in out whith the bros and your having so much fun you become aroused.

Bro 1- “yo bro, can you grab me another nattie light, i got a bro-nner and i dont want anyone to see.”
Bro 2- “no problem dude, happens everytime i play gamecube.”

Brollerblading:

bros + roller blading

bro, that chick totally wants to go brollerblading with you!
bro, do you want to broller blade up to Taco Bell later?