News
How a bro interprets the news.
Like a Bag of Sand?
All the Bros out there should experience some big ol Tittis but on your own terms. I don’t want you all getting tricked so I think this educational Video can help all the Bros out there who don’t already know the difference between a natural sweater muffin, a big old silicon fun bag and a bag of sand.
Mattress Jousting
This looks like something that could take over college dorms late night. Or this could become a very legitimate way to resolve any sort of dispute. I full advocate trying this, although its probably something I’d never do myself. I’m sure that a bunch of kids are going to watch this video, try it, and break their necks. Brosblog is not liable for any deaths or injuries that may come from trying this. But seriously try it.
Even Bros have to Grow up
Life is becoming scary for the Bros of the Heights. With the constant pressure of getting a real job due to the approaching graduation, whats a Bro to do? Party like its the end of the world. Soon it will not be acceptable to drink 4 or 5 days of the week and shamelessly hit on anything that walks by. I’ll tell you one thing I’ve learned tho, No one in this town works without a retainer, No one. I will have to find a job, but Bros, until that day comes, keep your ear to the grindstone.”
Miley Cyrus vs. Biggie
Here’s a sick mashup of Party in the USA by Hathbanger. I passionately hate the original version of the song and the retarded way girls react when it comes on. This version on the other hand, I love. Throw it on next time your out, and prepare to slay.
How a Bro Sticks it to his Ex
How amazing is this guy’s break up letter. His girl leaves him and does he sit there and sulk? No, he goes out and slams puss. And not just any puss, hot puss and his ex’s sisters puss. This guy is an inspiration to every Bro out there. This guy is tossing dime piece 19 year olds pints of throat yogurt and stuffing it in his ex’s little sisters Cinnamon ring. This man is a Bro, Hands down.
Bros…Meet Emily Scott
So a lot of people ask why I studied abroad in Australia. I present you Exibit A.
Alligator Bites Off Man’s Arm
BEAUFORT, S.C. — Officials say an alligator bit off part of a golfer’s arm as he leaned over to pick up his ball at a private South Carolina course.
The man, who is in his 70s, was retrieving his ball from a pond when the 10-foot alligator bit him at Ocean Creek Golf Course in Beaufort County. The gator pulled the golfer into the pond and ripped off his arm in the struggle. His golf partners were able to free him.
Wildlife workers killed the alligator and retrieved the arm in the hopes it might be reattached.-ESPN
When are people going to learn that if your playing golf anywhere south of North Carolina and your ball goes into the water hazard, JUST FUCKING GET A NEW BALL. The most expensive golf ball is the Pro V-1 and it costs like $3/ball. You arm is virtually priceless. Yet every couple months theres a new story about some retard who thought he could beat the odds and save himself a few bucks. Do I feel bad for this guy? Yeah, he was probably trying to get away from his crazy ass wife which is why he probably went after the $1.50 range ball and now he’s never gonna spend another day on the links. But you gotta know better then to just stick your hand into the water, which reminds me of something else. Human’s do not belong in water. We just don’t and every time another shark attack, alligator attack or drowning happens, it just serves as another reminder. That shit doesn’t happen on land.
“YOU AHR STOOPID”
Just sit back and enjoy this new version of the old classic: Asian Lady v. Black Lady. By the way, imagine being a passenger on this bus.
WTF is this?
Supposedly this thing is called an Angler Fish and was featured in Finding Nemo. If you ask me, it looks more like the creature my roommate hooked up with last weekend.
