Sports
A Time Honored Tradition
This is one of the most interesting natural events in nature. This time honored tradition has been passed down from generation to generation. If you have any good “March of Shame” stories please share with other bros so that bros of the future can learn from their experience comrades.
Suck it Lebron
This shot is real legit, and it makes Lebrons underhand flip throw from half court look a little less impressive. I wonder how much puss this kid is gunna now that he is a youtube star and number one on sportscenter’s top ten. Maybe this shot will catapult him to brohood…
Anybody else sick of the NBA?
If you just looked at the box score for last nights Lakers-Magic Game 4, you would probably think that it was an awesome game and be upset that you missed it. Overtime, last second threes, NBA finals…all ingredients for an instant classic. Fortunately for you, that is not the case and unfortunately for me, I wasted 3 hours watching that sorry excuse for an Middle School Travel game. Anyone who argues that last nights game was even “good” is a complete fucking moron or wants to blow Kobe, and heres why.
1) The Refs absolutely suck. Brynum, Gasol, and Howard as walking all over the paint and in typical NBA fashion, there wasn’t one travel called in the game. Jameer Nelson may be a whiny bitch, but he got slammed in the face by Kobe’s elbow, and in typical NBA fashion, no call. Its like NBA refs want to let the game be physical, but don’t know when to call a foul.
2) The Refs and millions of pathetic losers around the country love Kobe. He couldn’t have played worse down the stretch and gotten more credit for leading his team to victory. It makes me sick. Is he a great basketball player? Yes. Has he played well in the past? Yes. Is he playing well now? No. Is the reincarnation of Jordan? I want to kill myself for even posing that question.
3) The Magic are pathetic. They want to lose. They missed 8 free throws in the 4th quarter, including Howard’s 2 with 11 seconds left that would have won the game. They left Fischer WIDE open and then Nelson walks around with the stupidest fucking look on his face like it wasn’t his fault. Their coach looks like Ron Jeremy’s brother.
There was one bright spot during the game however. And that was when the smoking hot chick behind the announcers in her tight white pants slipped and fell right on her ass. Notice the guy who helps her up. Totally thinks hes gonna score.
Sun Ming Ming
No that is not Yao Ming, meet China newest gargantuan export 7’9″ Sun Ming Ming. This guy makes Yao look like a normal Asian and is one the tallest people ever to grace a basketball court (sit your oaf ass down George Muresan). Ming Ming hasnt had as much on court success as Yao but did happen to appear in the movie Rush Hour where Jackie Chan uses Ming Ming’s pocket as a hiding spot. I made that second part up but it could have happened.
Ten orders of General Tso's please
Epic NCAA LAX Title Game
A few months ago BU and Miami of Ohio played one of the greatest NCAA Title games in history in the Hockey Championship. Monday, the NCAA Lax final might have topped it. All bros should have watched this live, but here’s a recap of the finish. Tough loss for Big Red, Big Win for the Orange. First Back to Back NCAA Lax titles in 13 years when Princeton did it in the mid 90s…
Ugly Bros Can Get Chicks Too…….if you’re rich
Bros come in all shapes and sizes. Not all of us bros are gifted with chiseled out of stone facial features, flowing/waving locks, or muscular physiques. However we all try to stick it in as many holes as possible, chasing that tail is a primary objective for bros. So here is a little pick-me-up for those who have not been as successful as they might have liked with the less-gifted other sex some people like to call women. Here is Joakim Noah, possibly the goofiest player in the NBA and hands down the ugliest man in the league, stealing the crown from Sam Cassell with almost no likelihood of anybody taking that award from him ever. He is frolicking around in the ocean with his dime-piece of a girlfriend. She obviously sees something attractive in that mug of his. Or maybe she’s just attracted to the millions in his bank account.
Joakim is Ugly
Dude Perfect 2
We posted these guys awhile back and now they have made another edition Dude Perfect 2: Ranch Edition. They make insane shots but the best part is watching them try to hold in their excitement when hitting a shot three hours of trying. Regardless I respect their commitment for our pleasure.
Adriana Lima is married to WHO?
When it comes to the world’s sexiest women, Adriana Lima, Victoria Secret’s Brazilian spicebox, is always in contention. Lima has been on the cover of every magazine, opened the Victoria Secret Fashion Show last year and it the 4th highest paid supermodel. She’s got sexy eyes, long legs, perfect tits and that look that makes every guy think he’s got a chance. And apparently every guy does…because this past Valentine’s Day she got hitched to this guy…