Women
Everything related to the women that keep bros being bros.
Bros…meet Esti Ginzburg
Esti Ginzburg, 18, is a native of Tel Aviv, Israel. As an eighteen year old I think we can give her Honorary College Cutie Status. Who would’ve thought that Israeli chicks could be so hot. First Bar Rafaeli busting onto the scene 3 years ago in SI and now Esti. You might think its a fluke, but this past November I found out it certainly is not while spending some time travelling around Southeast Asia. During our stop in Thailand my two buddies and I came across probably 10 Bar and Esti’s sitting on the beach in Koh Samui. Naturally, we moved in to get a closer look. Turns out, all 10 of them had just graduated and were on vacation from Israel. Now I understand why so many jewish people are so eager to get back to the homeland. Anyway, enjoy Esti and know Israeli girls are as good in bed as they look in their string bikinis.
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Anybody else sick of the NBA?
If you just looked at the box score for last nights Lakers-Magic Game 4, you would probably think that it was an awesome game and be upset that you missed it. Overtime, last second threes, NBA finals…all ingredients for an instant classic. Fortunately for you, that is not the case and unfortunately for me, I wasted 3 hours watching that sorry excuse for an Middle School Travel game. Anyone who argues that last nights game was even “good” is a complete fucking moron or wants to blow Kobe, and heres why.
1) The Refs absolutely suck. Brynum, Gasol, and Howard as walking all over the paint and in typical NBA fashion, there wasn’t one travel called in the game. Jameer Nelson may be a whiny bitch, but he got slammed in the face by Kobe’s elbow, and in typical NBA fashion, no call. Its like NBA refs want to let the game be physical, but don’t know when to call a foul.
2) The Refs and millions of pathetic losers around the country love Kobe. He couldn’t have played worse down the stretch and gotten more credit for leading his team to victory. It makes me sick. Is he a great basketball player? Yes. Has he played well in the past? Yes. Is he playing well now? No. Is the reincarnation of Jordan? I want to kill myself for even posing that question.
3) The Magic are pathetic. They want to lose. They missed 8 free throws in the 4th quarter, including Howard’s 2 with 11 seconds left that would have won the game. They left Fischer WIDE open and then Nelson walks around with the stupidest fucking look on his face like it wasn’t his fault. Their coach looks like Ron Jeremy’s brother.
There was one bright spot during the game however. And that was when the smoking hot chick behind the announcers in her tight white pants slipped and fell right on her ass. Notice the guy who helps her up. Totally thinks hes gonna score.
Before and After Pictures
I saw this before and after advertisement today on some website. Are we really supposed to believe that this fat bitch lost 200 lbs and is now a smoke show? Imagine dating the girl on the left, dumping her chubby ass and then seeing the girl on the right three months later? The thing is you wouldn’t because this shit doesn’t happen. If it did, every guy would find some lonely fat chick, swoon her, and then secretly hide diet pills in their cheese burgers. Low and behold in three months they’d have themselves a hottie that felt they had found a man who truly appreciated them for their personality, and nothing else. Ha, yeah right. 
On a side note, I heard some companies take the skinny picture first and then the girl gets fat and they take another picture – and get away with saying its a before and after.
Bros…Meet Alessandra Ambrosio
Just another one of the many Brazilian spiceboxes out there. Spring Break ’10- Rio de Janeiro anyone?
Weeds Back on Showtime
Let's smoke together sometime
Two reasons why I/people watch this show:
1) Mary Louise Parker is unbelievably sexy. And she sells weed. Dreams do come true.
2) Doug Wilson (Kevin Nealon in real life) plays the pot-head role perfectly, probably because he gets stoned on set.
Ugly Bros Can Get Chicks Too…….if you’re rich
Bros come in all shapes and sizes. Not all of us bros are gifted with chiseled out of stone facial features, flowing/waving locks, or muscular physiques. However we all try to stick it in as many holes as possible, chasing that tail is a primary objective for bros. So here is a little pick-me-up for those who have not been as successful as they might have liked with the less-gifted other sex some people like to call women. Here is Joakim Noah, possibly the goofiest player in the NBA and hands down the ugliest man in the league, stealing the crown from Sam Cassell with almost no likelihood of anybody taking that award from him ever. He is frolicking around in the ocean with his dime-piece of a girlfriend. She obviously sees something attractive in that mug of his. Or maybe she’s just attracted to the millions in his bank account.
Joakim is Ugly
Girl, 17, run over by her own SUV during ‘ghost ride’ stunt
In a further testament to the intelligence of women comes this story about a girl who ran herself over…
BRENTWOOD — A 17-year-old girl had to be airlifted to a local hospital Tuesday evening after she was run over by her own car while trying to “ghost ride,” a car stunt popularized in the East Bay, police said.
“Ghost riding” typically entails a car owner walking or dancing alongside or on top of a vehicle that is idling forward without a driver. The stunt has local origins, particularly in the Bay Area rap scene radiating from Oakland and Vallejo.
The injured girl was “performing a horseplay maneuver” as her 1980s-model Chevrolet Blazer idled along about 6 p.m. near San Jose Avenue and Stonewood Drive, said Brentwood police Sgt. Mark Misquez.
With music blaring from the vehicle, the girl apparently was standing on a footstep on the driver’s side while the SUV crept forward, Misquez said. At some point she slipped, lost her grip and fell to the ground, and shortly after the vehicle ran over her upper legs, he said.
The girl was taken by helicopter to a local trauma center and while her injuries are serious, they do not appear to be life-threatening, Misquez said. He added that the girl appeared to be performing the stunt alone and was not as a part of an impromptu sideshow, a sort of street corner exhibition where the ghost riding the maneuver is done along with other car stunts such as “doughnuts”— quickly driving in a circle.
A smattering of ghost-riding-related injuries have been reported throughout the country over the past few years after the stunt was given national exposure through the rap hit “Tell Me When to Go,” a 2006 song performed by Vallejo-based rapper E-40.”We wouldn’t recommend folks doing this type of thing,” Misquez said. “This is what can happen.”
Misquez said while Brentwood police have responded to car stunts, he couldn’t recall being specifically called out to a ghost ride.
Courtesy of Bay Area News Group
Study: Fellatio may significantly decrease the risk of breast cancer in women
I’m not even really sure what to say about this one. First of, who are the geniuses who got the funding and support to conduct such a study. Secondly, has better news ever reached the male population? For all of you bro’s with girlfriends who are spitters and quitters, you now have the ultimate trump card when she goes to do so. Some combination of “You know, I read an article the other day that found…” and a bottle of wine should do the trick. Now if they could only find a connection between complaining/bitching and infertility, then we’d really be in business…
(AP) –Women who perform the act of fellatio and swallow semen on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found.
Doctors had never suspected a link between the act of fellatio and breast cancer, but new research being performed at North Carolina State University is starting to suggest that there could be an important link between the two.
In a study of over 15,000 women suspected of having performed regular fellatio and swallowed the ejaculatory fluid, over the past ten years, the researchers found that those actually having performed the act regularly, one to two times a week, had a lower occurrence of breast cancer than those who had not. There was no increased risk, however, for those who did not regularly perform.
Adriana Lima is married to WHO?
When it comes to the world’s sexiest women, Adriana Lima, Victoria Secret’s Brazilian spicebox, is always in contention. Lima has been on the cover of every magazine, opened the Victoria Secret Fashion Show last year and it the 4th highest paid supermodel. She’s got sexy eyes, long legs, perfect tits and that look that makes every guy think he’s got a chance. And apparently every guy does…because this past Valentine’s Day she got hitched to this guy…