Women
Everything related to the women that keep bros being bros.
America’s Dimepiece Erin Andrews
Can you interview me?...My boner insists
So if you neglected to be a bro over lets say the last three years you would have missed the greatest thing to grace our TV sets since free Spice Channel weekend. The great minds over at ESPN finally figured out that letting ridicoulsy attractive women take care of the sideline reporting inevitably leads to increased male drooling and thus increased ratings. Honestly I could give a shit what Erin Andrews has to say, and I suppose that’s the point, but the fact is that you could have Andrews covering The World Chess Championship and guys would still watch. Props to ESPN, keep it coming.
(Feel free to rub the screen with your finger)
fuck brollerblading
you gotta a little somethin ... here let me help you with that
The Internet is Sexy
I know I can speak for all when I say how very grateful I am that the Internet now has Bros Blog. It took years of R&D, hours of reading, thousands upon thousands of rong bips (think about it), but AT LAST! we can all sit back at our computers and bask in the bright light emanating from Brosblog.com. However, it would be disingenuous to speak of our internet stardom without thanking the guys who helped develop the internet so rapidly and successfully, or should I say sucsexfully. That’s right I’m talking about the guys that make nudie videos and who are also responsible for each and every computer virus you’ve ever encountered. Lets be honest bros the move away from nudie mags and tapes towards the world wide web has undoubtedly changed the world that we bro out it in, whether or not your chick agrees. As much as I find it funny that any Industry built on safe sex is doling out millions of “viruses” a day on the internet (please stop fucking our harddrives), I can’t help but say thanks creepy porno guys and give me some of that internet money please.
- “New technological advances in porn distribution, of course, have a broad impact. According to statistics gathered by Adult Video News, the adult industry did $12bn in business in 2005, making it even bigger than videogames — which itself has grown to be bigger than Hollywood…..it’s no surprise that an industry that was among the first to adopt nearly every Internet-related technology would once again focus on how the latest Net innovations can make it more profitable than ever.”CNET
Girls + High Tops
Beside the fact that this girl is a bangin’ playboy model, shes sportin’ some sweet high tops. Or at least she was before she got naked. Personally I have found chicks that where high-tops usually wear a little bit of an attitude too, and it makes them hotter. A girl thats normally a six, puts some high tops on and she bumps up to like an eight. If a girl thinks she’s cool enough to wear a pair of these, she probably is, and you should probably go talk to her.
If I’m wrong let me know.
The Bush Trimmer
Oh man.You would think i was watching the spice channel or something the way these commercials are going, who would think it was the history channel.
As if we needed any more proof…
We’ve all known for a while that women are retarded. I don’t need to list the reasons, because we all know them. There is a reason why there are so many dumb blonde jokes that are true.
Women have been fighting to break through the glass ceiling for centuries now. Hillary Clinton’s campaign (still debatable as to her gender) supposedly put 18 millions cracks into that ceiling, however the girl in this video has sealed the cracks and maybe put a whole new layer on it in just under two minutes of stupidity. Until broads stop doing stupid shit like this, their cries for egalitarianism will forever go unanswered because quite frankly, girls are retarded.